Why do people believe that feminists have a "leader"?

Come on Asquared. Surely to high heavens you know that Cat Womyn is the evil feminist leader that they are speaking of and she must be obeyed! All feminists are the same Asquared--total uniformity--no one may deviate even slightly from the doctrine. Hell, that is why I am a mischievous, fugy, flannel-shirt wearing, man-hating feminist. We all are Asquared. Yes darling, even you too!! LMAO